Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I think I died a long time ago.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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