"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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