real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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