I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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