There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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