If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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