You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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