Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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