would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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