yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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