Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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