If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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