school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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