I forgot how hot balto sounded
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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