i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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