check it out our google latitudes are spooning
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
A+ Viking dick
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
