talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
