Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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