Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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