I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
