Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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