D3 body, D1 cock
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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