You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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