What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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