IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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