i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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