The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is Oprah even human
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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