I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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