just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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