YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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