STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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