I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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