is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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