i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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