Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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