awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I don't deserve a penis
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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