The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Randomize
