I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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