your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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