is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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