Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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