i can't believe i had my finger in that
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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