How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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