Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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