Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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