Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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