so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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