I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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