used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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