garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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