He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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